1、簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)幽默小故事簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)幽默小故事1Mr.Joneshadafewdays’holidaysohesaid“I’mgoingtogotothemountainsbytrain.”Heputonhisbestclothestookasmallbagwenttothestationgotonthetrain.Hehadabeautifulhatheoftenputhisheadoutofthewindowduringthetriplo

2、okedatthemountains.Butthewindpulledhishatoff.Mr.Jonesquicklytookhisoldbagthrewthatoutofthewindowtoo.Theotherpeopleinthecarriagelaughed.“Isyourbaggoingtobringyourbeautifulhatback”theyasked.“No”Mr.Jonesanswered“butthere’sn

3、onamenoaddressinmyhatthere’sanameaddressonthebag.Someone’sgoingtofindbothofthemneareachotherhe’sgoingtosendmethebagthehat.”2AnoldladywentoutshoppinglastTuesday.Shecametoabanksawacarnearthedo.Amangotoutofitwentintothebank

4、.Shelookedintothecar.Thekeyswereinthelock.Theoldladytookthekeysfollowedthemanintothebank.Themantookagunoutofhispocketsaidtotheclerk“Givemeallthemoney.”Mrs.Jonesdidnothaveahusbbutshehadtwosons.Theywerebigstrongboysbutthey

5、werelazy.OnSaturdaystheydidnotgotoschoolthentheirmotheralwayssaid“Pleasecutthegrassinthegardenthisafternoonboys.”Theboysdidnotlikeitbuttheyalwaysdidit.Thensomebodygaveoneoftheboysamagazinetheysawapictureofabeautifullawnm

6、owerinit.Therewasaseatonittherewasawomanontheseat.Theboytookthepicturetohismotherbrothersaidtothem“Lookthatwoman’ssittingonthelawnmowerdrivingitcuttingthegrass.Wewantoneofthose.”“Oneofthoselawnmowers”hismotherasked.“No”t

7、heboysaid.“Wewantoneofthosewomen.Thenshecancutgrasseveryweek.”5OneofHarry’sfeetwasbiggertheother.“Icanneverfindbootsshoesfmyfeet”hesaidtohisfriendDick.“Whydon’tyougotoashoemaker”Dicksaid.“Agoodonecanmakeyoutherightshoes.